10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU’RE DATING AN MBA

  1. Calls the first month of your relationship a “preliminary assessment period.”
  2. Talks to the waiter about process flows when dinner arrives late.
  3. Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.
  4. Your Valentine’s Day card has bullet points
  5. Decides to re-org your family into a “team-based organization.
  6. Writes executive summaries on your love letters.
  7. Refers to your date as “testing marketing methods…”
  8. Asks the waiter what the restaurant’s core competencies are.
  9. Ends the argument you have by saying “let’s talk about this offline.”
  10. Gives constructive feedback to your dog. 🙂
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